'HEY BABY. Come here often?' It's the worst line in the book, but thanks to Naomi Timperley children six months to seven years old will already be doing the do on the dance floor.

Baby Loves Disco, an initiative for parents and children who just can't get enough, has danced its way across the country over the last 18 months. Supported by

Heart 106.2, DJs will spin their songs and compete against bubble machines and healthy snacks for attention. Booze is on sale for adults at the bar,just beware of your kid having to carry you home. [25cf] Baby Loves Disco is at the Bush Hall, 310 Uxbridge Road, Shepherd'sBush, on Sunday, April 5. 2-5pm. £9. See www.babylovesdisco.co.uk