WRITTEN and performed by Greig Coetzee, this South African theatre classic is funny, poignant but also harrowing. Coetzee's 13 characters will take you on a ride through the old South African defence force, beginning just before Nelson Mandela's release from jail.

A corporal from hell, a drug-crazed Durban Rambo and an Anglican chaplain with Tutu-phobia are just three of the many characters you will meet during this journey into the heart of South Africa's forgotten wars with its neighbouring states.

what? White Men With Weapons

where? Harrow Arts Centre, Uxbridge Road, Hatch End, HA5 4EA

when? Saturday, November 20, 8pm

cost? £10, concessions £8. Free tickets for under 26-year-olds

see: www.harrowarts.com   or call the box office on 020 8416 8989

Voice of an angel

ST LUKE'S Hospice presents the angelic voice of Nalini in concert. She will be performing Bollywood classics as well as her own hits.

There will be live performances from special guests, including singer-songwriter Krupa and various Indian dance acts.

Indian snacks will be served.

what? Nalini

where? Zoroastrian Centre, 440 Alexandra Avenue, Harrow, Middlesex, HA2 9TL

when? Saturday, November 20, 7-10pm

cost? £12.50

contact: Jemini on 020 8382 8018

Check this out, mate

FOR people looking for something a little quieter, the experts at Harrow Chess Club will be giving a free demonstration.

Those feeling brave enough will also be able to test their skills against top players.

what? Chess

where? Gayton Library, Garden House, 5 St John's Road, Harrow, HA1 2EE

when? Sunday, November 28, from 1.30pm

cost? free

see: www.harrow.gov.uk .

Open mic, open hearts

DO YOU rock, sing, or make people laugh? Then St Luke's Open Mic Night is looking for you. The competition is taking place at The Spanish Arch in Belmont Circle and the winner will be given a free mastering track session at 2002studios.

It costs £20 to enter your solo performance, band or stand-up for a 10-minute slot. Funds will be donated to St Luke's Hospice.

Renowned Irish folk rock group BibleCode Sundays will also perform.

what? Open Mic night with The BibleCode Sundays

where? The Spanish Arch, Belmont Circle, Harrow

when? November 25, 7-11pm

cost? £20 to perform/£5 to watch

contact: Mita Vaghji on 020 8382 8063 or email mvaghji@st-lukes-hospice.org

Moscow ballet brings a taste of Christmas

HARROW Arts Centre is thrilled to launch its Christmas programme with the return of the Moscow Ballet La Classique performing Tchaikovsky's ballet delight The Nutcracker.

Founded in 1900 by Erik Melikov and drawing on the talents of trained ballet dancers from the leading theatres of

Bolshoi, Kirov and Ballet Theatres of Kyiv and Odessa, the Moscow Ballet La Classique has toured the globe to widespread acclaim.

The Nutcracker offers a perfect night out for all the family.

It is a seasonal feast for everyone's eyes and ears.

what? The Nutcracker

where? Harrow Arts Centre, Uxbridge Road, Hatch End, HA5 4EA

when? Tuesday, November 23, 7.30pm

cost? £20

see: www.harrowarts.com .

call: Box office on 020 8416 8989. Group bookings of 10 or more are eligible for a 10 per cent discount