HOGAN Ephraim reveals who has the worst clobber in the QPR dressing room and why Shaun Derry isn't allowed near the juke box.
A BMW X6.
I got £80 a week as a YTS at West Ham. It didn't go far!
Anton Ferdinand. His facial expressions and one-liners are hilarious.
Worst dressed player at the club?
Adel Taarabt. He wears the tightest clothes in the world!
Worst taste in music?
Shaun Derry. He listens to some rascal rock music!
Something by Michael Jackson.
What's the last thing you downloaded for your ipod?
Who did you support as a boy?
Manchester United. I was an unused sub when QPR played them in the cup at Old Trafford a couple of seasons ago, so hopefully I can go one better next season.
Most skilful player at the club?
Adel Taarabt. He's a different level and I've never seen anyone do the things he can with a ball.