It says something for a lack-lustre last day that a Fulham substitute won the ratings vote.

Matt Smith only came on after 61 minutes, but he did end up scoring Fulham's first eight minutes before the end.

By the end, the beach was the focus for a fair number of Whites, although Ross McCormack and second sub Pat Roberts put up something of a show in a better second half when it was all too late to affect the result.

Of those who played a full game, getwestlondon readers wouldn't give much hope for Jazz Richards' chances of being invited back next term.