Bedfont Town are looking for a new keeper after army mechanic Dave Burton was called up for duty in the Falklands.
Burton will leave for a tour of duty in the Atlantic next month, where he will be working on building a new airport runway.
But Bedfont boss Jim Cushen doesn't know how long he'll be missing his custodian for, and is keen to get a replacement in place.
However, Burton may have wished he was mixing it with the penguins already as he leaked seven goals on Saturday, with Bedfont going down 7-1 to Greens United in Middlesex County League Division Two.
Not only were Bedfont knocked off top spot, but lost the chance to set a new club record of nine games unbeaten in the process.
Any keepers keen to give it a go with Bedfont should call Jim on 07956 680262.