Move over Tories, Labour and Lib Dems - there’s a new political party in town, and it's coming after votes in Uxbridge and South Ruislip.

The Eccentric Party of Great Britain came to the borough to announce Crucial Chris Dowling as its candidate in the constituency for the national polls in May.

The party has policies which include putting super glue in lip balm to fight obesity and a 10% phone bill discount for people who stutter.

The party was formed by Lord Toby Jug, who spent 27 years in the Monster Raving Loony Party and is a protégée of legendary leader Screaming Lord Sutch.

He formed The Eccentric Party after a falling out with the Monster Raving Loons and is looking forward to the General Election battle in borough.

The Eccentric Party of Great Britain leader Lord Toby Jug

He said: “I’m hoping we bump into Boris because I want to give him an Eccentric rosette. He’s in the wrong party. He should come and join us.

“I’m willing to stand down as leader of The Eccentric Party and invite him to be leader.

"He’s right round the bend and perfect for our Eccentric movement. He can lead us on the road to nowhere, a road he knows only too well.”

The party launched their campaign at the Crown and Treaty pub in Oxford Road, Uxbridge, on Monday (March 23).

It boasts to be the only political party with a guitar as a deputy leader - Lord Jug’s Brenda the Fender - and other policies include creating a virtual Parliament so that MPs can work from home, saving money and allowing the historic building to be used as accommodation for the homeless.