Learn to speak Scottish at least as well as Rab C Nesbitt with our handy guide
Aye - pronounced eye. Meaning: yes. "Aye I love getwestlondon"
Dae ye ken? - pronounced day yi ken. Meaning: do you know? "Dae ye ken getwestlondon?"
Barmpot - pronounced barmpot. Meaning: Crazy person. "He's a right wee barmpot that Justin Beiber"
Bevy - pronounced bevee. Meaning: alcoholic drink. "Fancy a bevy"
Blutered - pronounced bloo-tered. Meaning: Drunk. "I got right blootered on Friday in Friar Street."
Clarty - pronounced klarty. Meaning: dirty. "That window's right clarty."
Cudgie - pronounced kludgee. Meaning: lavatory. "Is the cludgie free?"
Coo - pronounced koo. Meaning: cow. "The coo's escaped."
Fusty - pronounced foosty. Meaning: mouldy. "Yer socks are right fusty."
Greetin -pronounced greetin. Meaning: crying. "Ach stop yer greetin ya bairn."
Manky - pronounced mankee. Meaning: filthy. "He's a manky one."
Messages - pronounced messages. Meaning: shopping. "Am aff ta thae shops fur ma messages."
Och -pronounced occccch. Meaning: oh. "Och aye."
Patter - pronounced patter. Meaning: insincere chat. "He's full of patter."
Pus - pronounced pus. Meaning: mouth. "Shut yer pus."
Schoogle - pronounced shoogull. Meaning: wobble. "Schoogle that bairn to git it tae shut up."
Shufty - pronounced shuftee. Meaning: take a look. "Have a shufty at that."
Sleekit - pronounced sleeeeekit. Meaning: sly. "He's a wee sleekit one."
Teuchtar - pronounced chew-ch-ter. Meaning: peasant. "Teuchtars come from Swindon."
Wheest - pronounced whee-sht Meaning: be quiet. "Haud yer wheest."
