Mourhino may have overcome a tricky challenge at Goodison Park when his team took on Everton and beat them 6-3, but he still managed to be grumpy about it.
A man was jailed after assaulting a couple over a year and moved himself into their home.
And the viral Ice Bucket Challenge craze didn't even escape Hammersmith MP Andy Slaughter.
Everyone got awfully gumpy about a rather unreliable post operator.
Fears were sparked that Mayor of London Boris Johnson may not opt for Uxbridge as his seat in 2015 when Clacton became available.
But August was the month that will most be remembered for police first voicing their fears over the disappearance of Alice Gross.