Bloody walkers again!!! AAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Seriously!!! What is up with these people?? Laura walked after 4 days! 4 DAYS!!! What a total waste of time.
And to think - they could have had Mr.T in there! He better go in tonight (Friday) or I'm gonna be mega pissed off! I mean, there's every reason for him to go in - there's plenty of fools and suckas for him to pity haha!
The new Housemates are pretty crap in my opinion. JJ hasn't done anything. And the so called Cougar (I hate that expression) is just taking up space. The more I look at her, the more I think she should call herself moose, as that would be more applicable.
John James needs to grow a friggin' backbone. I getting sick of seeing him grizzle. He cries more than anyone in the house! And his little "escape" has turned me right off him. He's blown all his chances with me from now on.
Josie's been exactly the same this week. I think the Big Brother editors should take note that footage of a mumbling duvet does not constitute good viewing.
Steve won the save and replace this week and put Andrew up (along with Ben, Dave and John James). Tactical nomming? I think yes. Apart from that, he's done f**k all this week.
Andrew has high and low points, though it seems the sliding scale is going more towards the low more often now. I think his youth and crush on Josie will gradually take it's toll. He might even walk himself.
Ben has been stirring s**t all week. I don't find him funny anymore. His gimmick is tired and when I see his face I just want to plunge it into a bucket of cold piss. I wouldn't miss him if he goes. I think his nest "talks" with Dave constantly analyzing the other Housemates is stifling some people's behaviour.
That brings us to Dave. I'm sick of his bible bashing. I'm sick of his (self) assumed "popular Housemate" title, I'm sick of his politicking, I'm actually sick of his f**king face, truth be told. Despite all this, I think Dave has been royally f**ked over by Big Brother this week. So he talked about nominations.
So what? They all do it and all they get is a slap on the wrist. They've also been giving him a pretty crappy edit this week, which I think will continue on tomorrow's show (when most votes are cast). I still couldn't give a toss if he goes though hahaha!
I reckon John James is safe. Him being eye candy for the girls (and some of the guys) will let him slip by.
Rachel has done f**k all of note this week... Mario continues to play the spoilt pervy brat, and Corin is annoying as ever.
I think I've actually given up on this year's Housemates to be honest. It seems everyone this week has either been threatening to leave, blubbing, having their hearts broken or just being plain boring. No one is doing anything! Someone please let a tiger loose in the house to liven it up!
That said, seeing the guests in the house has been hilarious. Especially my mate Marcus Bentley. He did a great job of keeping a straight face through his guest spot. I actually laughed out load at some of his comments. Gutted I couldn't have been one of the zombies though...
What have I been up to this week? I did some filming for Big Brother's Big Mouth on Wednesday (which I think will air on Friday), plus I'll be on Big Brother's Little Brother on Sunday. I met up again with Angel, Govan and Nathan (Nathan for the first time), and had a great time filming with them.
A lot of you may have also heard about my upcoming film role haha. I'm gonna be in a Zombie film! It's called Zombies from Ireland, and you can find out all about it on their Facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/ZombiesFromIreland
You can get all my latest rambling on my Facebook fanpage as always - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Irrepressible-Dark-Horse-Marcus-Akin/138170096605
See you next week!