Well, well, well. England go crashing out of the World Cup. So what's new? Not much.

Ordinarily I'd defend them... Ordinarily meaning if they actually tried at least a little bit. I mean come on! WTF were they doing? They were just standing around like morons! STUPID B*******!! We've heard all the excuses! Oh! They were bored! Oh! They didn't like their 5 star hotels! Oh! The wags were unhapy! Winge winge WINGE!

I cannot imagine what must be going through the minds of the poor loyal fans that went out to South Africa and spent their hard earned money to support them! They must be calling for blood! What a total waste of time and money.

Seriously - if you put the England and German team on paper and was asked to pick a side, you'd have about nine English players and two German ones. So why did Germany win? Because they put the team before themselves (individually). The England team should be ashamed of themselves.

Would the disallowed goal have made a difference? Probably not. I Tweeted a message to Sepp Blatter in any case. I think I condensed my thoughts about him, goal line technology and what I thought about him neglecting to use it into one media friendly soundbyte pretty well.

The message read - @SeppBlatter - You fat ****.

That should sort it. (follow me on Twitter - @IrrepressibleDH)

What's been goin' on in BB this week? Well **** my old boots! David has done something good for a change! He put arch Mingebag Caoimhe up in the save and replace task. Good man!

Caoimhe moved right into Govan's spot of house whiney little bitch the second he went. All she does is mope around the place whinging about everything behind others back's. She's already shown that she doesn't care about Scabby (but then who does? Not me hehe) and she'll palm her off when her usefulness to her is at an end. What a contemptable prat.

I've been having many a violent thought towards Scabby and all that b******* surrounding her hat. I've had to deal with the Big Brother smoking protocol first hand, and it's not fun - but her tantrums just take the royal piss! I don't care what people say. Smoking is not essential! So she's pissing and bitching about giving up her lucky dead grandfather's hat blah blah blah - then she turns around and swaps it for a few poxey fags.

The woman has no morals or self respect. If she started all those tantrums around me I'd have thrown a bucket of water over her. What an embarassing and hateful child she is.

Ife's actually been a positive influence on the house this week. She's a little bit dim but I think means well.

Corin, Nathan and Steve haven't had much screentime. Everyone gets their chance in the spotlight so maybe they will feature more in the coming weeks.

Looks like we're getting a bit of a love triangle going on! JJ, Josie and S***shine! You know, I think he's way cleverer than he lets on. He's got Josie and S***shine banged to rights psychologically - especially Josie. Does she like it? Like ****. Though no one likes being told how they are behaving in all honesty. I think it will be really good for her though. She'll deny it for a few days, then realise she's only arguing with herself before she admits he's right. Then she'll probably fall in love with him lol.

I noticed Josie is already copying JJ's psychological assessments, only she's saying what she wants rather than what is really happening. She doesn't like S****shine's interest in JJ one bit!

My prediction this week? Caoimhe to go. Whereas I'd prefer Scabby, I think people will vote for Caoimhe as she does very little in terms of entertainment, and very much in the terms of I'd like to kick her in the ****. I'm going to be on Big Brother's Big Mouth tomorrow (Friday) night making a tit out of myself, so I just might get the chance!

What else is happening in Marcus world this week? I'm playing for the Big Brother five-a-side football team at the Hop Farm Festival in Kent on Friday and Saturday www.hopfarmfestival.com . Going to play football then get whisked off to the studios, then taken back afterwards. Busy busy busy!

Should be good - Blondie, Van Morrison and Bob Dylan are playing! (going to miss Blondie due to BBBM though.)

Catch you on the flipside!