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Watch it Angelina, Geoff's the full 93

I WEPT with laughter when I saw the article and the photo (Councillor 'too sexy for the Tories', Gazette, September 9).

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00:00, 17 SEP 2009
Updated13:55, 1 OCT 2013

I WEPT with laughter when I saw the article and the photo (Councillor 'too sexy for the Tories', Gazette, September 9). You couldn't make it up!

Does this now mean that Brad Pitt has to watch himself?

If he ever lands at Heathrow with his family, Angelina Jolie will take one look at Councillor Geoff Courtenay, throw off her shoes and run in slow motion into his arms, heading off to live in the wilds of Cowley.

If he got 93 per cent, then there is hope for us all.

I have read some excuses for being given the boot, but this has to be the best - what next?

Councillor Barnes found to be concealing a Watney's Party 7 under his shirt, so he has to get the chop?

Or Ray Puddifoot discovered touching up his moustache with a black felt tip?

Off with his head!

Let's make all the front pages of the Gazette as hilarious as this, and give us something to smile about.

MARY HYDE

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