SCOTT BALCONY is co-owner of Balcony Shirts in Windsor Street, Uxbridge and online at www.balconyshirts.co.uk. He tweets as @balconyshirts and writes this exclusive new blog for www.getwestlondon.co.uk
Firstly, let's get the apology out of the way. Sorry for the blog-free fortnight, I've been ill.
Choking on the red sand of the Sahara desert with my comrades from Balcony Shirts, Uxbridge. Runny noses, fever, shivers and headaches - these are just some of the symptoms of withdrawal you've no doubt all been feeling.
But don't worry, Daddy's home.
Let's have a quiz. No prizes because I can't be trusted not to fix the results. I have gone around Uxbridge with my phone and Instgrammed the absolute bejesus out of our much maligned hometown.
Places of beauty and places of sheer horrific depravity have been captured and given that Shoreditch Hipster vibe that only Instagram can provide.
Use the comments section below for your answers. Let's be frank, some are bloomin' easy and others are not so easy.
I got them all right, so I've set the bar pretty high. I'll be back during the week with the answers - should you need them.
There are 15 pictures labelled from one to, get this ... 15. Number your answers in the comments below.
I haven't written clues beneath the pictures because you're better than that, and I've forgotten where one of them was already, so if no-one gets it I'll have to retrace my steps.
GO!
