Mobile phones, mobile phones On and on the voices drone What on Earth do they have to say? They keep on talking night and day.

Don't drive and phone, so they say.

But the mobile phone's not far away.

They get stolen all the time.

These phones are the causes of lots of crime.

How many people have been attacked

For their phones and they've fought back

On buses and trains they shout and yell

It's like taking a trip through Dante's Hell

They ring in church and that's not nice

They should be as quiet as church mice

Ring, ring, ring. Bleep, bleep, bleep It's enough to make the angels weep.

When workmen are on your time

They're nearly always on the line.

When you go out for a quiet meal

It's not long before those ringtones squeal

Dear Doctor Who travelling through time zones

Please get the Daleks to exterminate all mobile phones

K LUCAS

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