THIS poem concerns the lack of a convenience in Pinner.

I find it a ridiculous situation that has gone on far too long.

It's Just Not Convenient In Pinner

Five years down the line and

Pinner still has no public loo, Many parties debating where to situate one.

Surely this cannot be true, Whilst they continue to stall, The public carry on using the bushes, or a nearby wall.

After all this time it beggars belief, That the public of Pinner still have only this way of relief. These parties involved must get this quickly right, And decide just where to put this vital site.

Five years without a public loo is five years too many, How much longer in Pinner will the bushes and walls be the place to spend a penny?

ALAN KAY

Pinner Green Middlesex