URGENT help is needed: a cooker has been left outside Hanwell Community Centre (commonly known as: Charlie Chaplin Park).

I am sure the cooker was left with good intention; you never know, a passing squirrel may have wanted it to bake a horse chestnut stew

Unfortunately, I think it may be wasted in its present position.

And the loose wires protruding from it may be too much of a magnet for passing children, who have been known to use the park for fun.

So I was wondering if maybe Stig of the Dump could reclaim it, as we all know we were once proud of our green and pleasant land - and not as a refuse depot for the Flintstones.

Please take heed - if we stop caring who will?

A A DRINKWATER

Ealing W5