URGENT help is needed: a cooker has been left outside Hanwell Community Centre (commonly known as: Charlie Chaplin Park).
I am sure the cooker was left with good intention; you never know, a passing squirrel may have wanted it to bake a horse chestnut stew
Unfortunately, I think it may be wasted in its present position.
And the loose wires protruding from it may be too much of a magnet for passing children, who have been known to use the park for fun.
So I was wondering if maybe Stig of the Dump could reclaim it, as we all know we were once proud of our green and pleasant land - and not as a refuse depot for the Flintstones.
Please take heed - if we stop caring who will?
A A DRINKWATER