If you are commuting into work this morning then it means you aren't enjoying the luxurious comfort of your own warm bed.

We are sorry about that but this article might help you vent a little bit of that Monday morning angst that you're harboring.

We feel it too, don't worry.

In theory the journey into work should be an easy one, right? You've done it a thousand times, right? You wake up, get your life back in order, travel into work via whatever means necessary, arrive at work stress-free and get on with the task at hand, right?

WRONG! Oh so wrong.

There are people out there whose sole purpose is to make that journey a living hell - They are called commuters (although you might use another word) and they are pretty good at it. You might even be one of them.

But there's nothing in the rule book that says one annoying commuter can't be furiously angry about the behaviour of antoher like-minded and equally annoying commuter.

After all we are all in this together. Let's unite in our hatred!

The usual rush hour crush

The vehicle leasing company, OSV share our sentiments on this subject and have decided to survey their customers to find out which commuters rank as "The Most Despised".

So here they are, the 12 most despised types of commuters - how many boxes do you tick?

#1 The Germ Sharer

Woah get away from me. Germs might be your friend but they're not mine.

Sometimes, we get caught without a tissue, but when you are constantly coughing and sneezing (*reaches for gas mask*), it is only polite to cover your nose and mouth – not everyone wants to share germs.

#2 The Audio Insensitive

No longer just applicable to spotty teens at the back of the bus, no these people are everywhere.

They are the ones with their music turned up so loud that you wonder what the point in them even wearing headphones is.

If you’re guilty of this annoying act, lower the volume.

#3 The First One On

Whether you are on a train or a bus, there is always that one person who will push their way on before the other drones have even had the chance to disembark.

Desperate for the best seat, probably so that they can put their grey square laptop bag on it.

#4 The Aromatic

There really is no polite way to explain this character, it’s the person that no one wants to be stood near or sat next to because they absolutely stink.

If you're going to board a train or bus in this state, please invest in some deodorant or at least try and avoid the overhead hand rails.

#5 The Phantom Litterer

Oh you've left me a present that's nice. Oh it's a used McDonald's bag that you have stuffed into the tray of the seat in front of me.

Oh and the bag is ripped and the sauce you've used is coming through that's excellent.

I'll pop that in the binthree3 feet from me - just like you could have. Thanks.

#6 The Slow One

Then you have the slow ones. There is nothing wrong with 20mph zones, but for those who get stuck behind the snails that like to go at 10mph in them, frustration is the word of the day. Even worse, are those who go 50mph on the motorway in the fast lane and nearly cause an accident.

Do you like being on a motorway or something?

#7 The Lane Hogger

For the drivers among us, this one will get you - the lane hogger.

These people have no intention of moving into the fast or slow lane, and instead just sit there, not allowing other cars to pass them safely.

With new laws coming into place to crack down on these sitting ducks, we can only hope that this is a declining personality.

#8 The Harsh Braker

We’ve all seen it. Driving along the road at a normal speed and then suddenly the person in front slams the brakes on because they have seen a speed camera ahead.

It's too late for you and I hate you but thanks for the head's up I guess.

#9 The Chatty Stranger

Do not even think about talking to me.

#10 The Forgetful One

We all hate those people who seem to forget what an indicator is, and we are often left wondering how on earth they passed their test in the first place.

Oh how we wish that these drivers would rediscover this nifty and informative piece of equipment.

#11 Pungent Foodies

People who eat on public transport frequently offend and irritate lots of fellow commuters.

The smell from whatever they are snacking on can often engulf an entire carriage or bus.

I don't know how long it's been since you last ate and I have no idea long your commute is but come on, think about it.

Wouldn't that taste better at home?

#12 The Phone Zombie

Lastly this commuter is probably in all of us. They are so glued to their phone that they are oblivious to their surroundings.

Walking in straight lines and glancing up every 10 seconds for a location check, just put it down.

Unless of course it's a funny meme and you are frantically copying and pasting into various group chats - in that case, as you were.

Best gif coming up...and - voila!

Thank you for travelling with getwestlondon, mind yourself as you disembark the article, we hope you had a pleasant commute.

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